tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ one of those English misfits)
2011-01-31 07:58 pm

✎ chapterfic - hetalia/ebz - it was not meant that we should voyage far [10/?]

Title: It was not meant that we should voyage far. [10/?]
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia/Echo Bazaar
Characters: Every nation ever at one point or another. This part: Canada, America, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Portugal.
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter.
Summary: An Echo Bazaar crossover AU. Fallen London: once capital of the British Empire, now home of the Bazaar, a mile underground and a boat ride away from Hell itself. Deep. Dark. Expensive. Marvellous. Here you can find everything from immortality, to unnervingly good mushroom wine.

Or so the stories go.

But stories can rarely be trusted, and all the wildest stories in the world couldn’t have prepared Alfred and Matthew Jones for what they would find when they descended into the fallen city on a journey that would lead them right into the heart of a rebellion against the Masters of the Bazaar themselves…
Word Count: This part: 4415
Notes: Once again, the continuation of the long haul that started as my NaNo project for last year. :'> The title is from an HP Lovecraft quote, “We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Warnings: General warnings: A crossover with a (very addictive) online game, a lot of speculation and elaboration on my part on the universe of that game, human!AU, the occasional bit of 1800s sensibilities, and later on in the fic, a lot of OCs. :’> This chapter: NaNo quality writing, bad accents, my shipping bias finally rearing its ugly head, and what is mostly a filler chapter. ^^

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The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Louder than a dog! Taller than a rat! )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ sir yes sir 8T)
2011-01-06 10:29 am

✎ chapterfic - hetalia/ebz - it was not meant that we should voyage far [5/?]

Title: It was not meant that we should voyage far. [5/?]
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia/Echo Bazaar
Characters: Every nation ever at one point or another. This part: Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Scotland, America, Canada, and a few random extras.
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter.
Summary: An Echo Bazaar crossover AU. Fallen London: once capital of the British Empire, now home of the Bazaar, a mile underground and a boat ride away from Hell itself. Deep. Dark. Expensive. Marvellous. Here you can find everything from immortality, to unnervingly good mushroom wine.

Or so the stories go.

But stories can rarely be trusted, and all the wildest stories in the world couldn’t have prepared Alfred and Matthew Jones for what they would find when they descended into the fallen city on a journey that would lead them right into the heart of a rebellion against the Masters of the Bazaar themselves…
Word Count: This part: 3205.
Notes: I’m back, guys! Sorry for the huge gap between updates and for not announcing it, but I’ve been on holiday with my family for the past couple of weeks for the holiday season and didn’t have time to put a notice up. Hopefully a new chapter will make up somewhat for it! Anyway, this is once again the continuation of the long haul that started as my NaNo project for last year. :'> The title is from an HP Lovecraft quote, “We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Warnings: General warnings: A crossover with a (very addictive) online game, a lot of speculation and elaboration on my part on the universe of that game, human!AU, the occasional bit of 1800s sensibilities, and later on in the fic, a lot of OCs. :’> This chapter: NaNo quality writing, some OCs, and a big boom.

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The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Wraps round your throat like a cheap cravat! )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ I'm the bloody Queen mate!)
2010-12-11 02:04 am

✎ chapterfic - hetalia/ebz - it was not meant that we should voyage far [3/?]

Title: It was not meant that we should voyage far. [3/?]
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia/Echo Bazaar
Characters: Every nation ever at one point or another. This part:, America, Prussia, Canada, Spain, Portugal, Ireland, and a few random extras.
Rating: PG-13/borderline R for this chapter, for gratuitous stabbings with knives courtesy of Prussia. :'>
Summary: An Echo Bazaar crossover AU. Fallen London: once capital of the British Empire, now home of the Bazaar, a mile underground and a boat ride away from Hell itself. Deep. Dark. Expensive. Marvellous. Here you can find everything from immortality, to unnervingly good mushroom wine.

Or so the stories go.

But stories can rarely be trusted, and all the wildest stories in the world couldn’t have prepared Alfred and Matthew Jones for what they would find when they descended into the fallen city on a journey that would lead them right into the heart of a rebellion against the Masters of the Bazaar themselves…
Word Count: This part: 3433.
Notes: The continuation of the long haul that started as my NaNo project for this year. :'> The title is from an HP Lovecraft quote, “We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Warnings: General warnings: A crossover with a (very addictive) online game, a lot of speculation and elaboration on my part on the universe of that game, human!AU, the occasional bit of 1800s sensibilities, and later on in the fic, a lot of OCs. :’> This chapter: NaNo quality writing, Prussia being gratuitously violent, and some OCs.

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The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Want to lose a hand? Give the beast a pat! )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ it was a jammy dodger)
2010-12-06 06:47 pm

✎ chapterfic - hetalia/ebz - it was not meant that we should voyage far [2/?]

Title: It was not meant that we should voyage far. [2/?]
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia/Echo Bazaar
Characters: Every nation ever at one point or another. This part: Canada, America, Spain, Portugal, and a few random extras.
Rating: PG for this chapter.
Summary: An Echo Bazaar crossover AU. Fallen London: once capital of the British Empire, now home of the Bazaar, a mile underground and a boat ride away from Hell itself. Deep. Dark. Expensive. Marvellous. Here you can find everything from immortality, to unnervingly good mushroom wine.

Or so the stories go.

But stories can rarely be trusted, and all the wildest stories in the world couldn’t have prepared Alfred and Matthew Jones for what they would find when they descended into the fallen city on a journey that would lead them right into the heart of a rebellion against the Masters of the Bazaar themselves…
Word Count: This part: 5862.
Notes: The continuation of the long haul that started as my NaNo project for this year. :'> The title is from an HP Lovecraft quote, “We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Warnings: General warnings: A crossover with a (very addictive) online game, a lot of speculation and elaboration on my part on the universe of that game, human!AU, the occasional bit of 1800s sensibilities, and later on in the fic, a lot of OCs. :’> This chapter: not so much really, except for NaNo quality writing and an OC.

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The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Comes for the child who acts like a brat! )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ against all men that live and die)
2010-09-14 09:00 am

✎ fanfic - hetalia - five times......

Title: Five Times: that portugal kissed england And One Time: that england kissed portugal
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Portugal [OC] England
Pairing?: England/Portugal
Rating: PG for England’s potty mouth, as always.
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin. Six small drabbles, six kisses, with everything from the fail to the sweet.
Timeframe: … In drabble order, the late 1300s, the Peninsular War, 2010, the mid-1600s, 1974, and the early 2010s. :’>
Word Count: 2362 altogether. :>
Notes: Written as a birthday present for my best friend, who’s 20 today and requested this 5+1 style prompt a while back – I hope this is to her liking! ♥
Warnings: A Hetalia OC, England’s emotion!fail, a (somewhat obscure) reference to an earlier fic of mine, and more than a little sap.

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I do love me a good 5+1 meme )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ hello my name is fel mcderpfais)
2010-08-30 10:31 pm

✎ fanfic - hetalia - just a few drabbles ♥

Hello guys! To celebrate the fact that I am more or less settled into my university now after travelling halfway round the world to Japan for a year, I bring a few Hetalia drabbles to dump here. ^^ Most of these have been plurked already, but I'm just putting them here too for neatness. :>

Title: untitled drabble 1
Characters: Portugal [OC], Turkey
Rating: PG for language + a war.
Summary: Turkey and Portugal on a battlefield in World War One.
Timeframe 1917, during WW1.
Word Count: 627

And the bombs? The bombs are new. )



Title: untitled drabble 2
Characters: Portugal [OC], Macau [OC]
Rating: G
Summary: Portugal meets bitty!Macau, who instantly latches onto him like a latching thing.
Timeframe about 1552/1553
Word Count: 437

China told me not to talk to you. )



Title: untitled drabble 3
Characters: Portugal [OC], Turkey, Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] starsandauras's OC]
Rating: PG for slight language.
Summary: Ireland, Turkey and Portugal in the meeting room after one of the meetings to discuss Turkey's accession to the EU.
Timeframe 2010
Word Count: 458

It's dangerous to swing on chairs, you know. )



Title: untitled drabble 4
Characters: Portugal [OC], Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] starsandauras's OC]
Rating: G
Summary: Ireland, Portugal, an old Irish folk song, and Port's fail pronunciation of Gaelic.
Timeframe 2010
Word Count: 161

I wish I was on yonder hill//'tis there I'd sit and cry my fill )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ what is my life i don't even)
2010-08-17 04:17 pm

✎ fanfic - hetalia - [untitled]

Title: who needs titles, this is crackland
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Portugal [OC], Spain, a bit of England at the end
Rating: PG for gratuitous dumping of little brothers into the sea.
Summary: Spain gets dumped into the sea. ... No, that's pretty much it.
Timeframe The early 2010s. :'>
Word Count: 907
Notes: Written rather quickly for the lovely [livejournal.com profile] starsandauras, and spurred on by discussion of a really cracky, almost bloodless version of World War 3 that is sparked off by Spain's reaction to Portugal and England getting married in this fic of mine. ... so it's kind of an in-joke right now. :'D
Warnings: A Hetalia OC, slight crack, Portugal's yandere smile, and Spain being completely unreasonable.

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One day, I swear I will write fic for this fandom without OCs in it )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ am nam raspberry hat)
2010-08-16 04:57 pm

♬ fanmix - england/portugal - when the day met the night

Medium: Animanga
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Subject: England/Portugal
Title: When the Day Met the Night
Timeframe: Nothing really in particular, for once! I gave up on chronological order for this one. ^^;
Warnings: Involves a Hetalia OC and my incredibly dorky music taste. (… Again. >__>) You have been warned. |D
Notes: This is the Dorky And Silly Mix for these two (of course, coming free with the recommended pre-requisite amount of sap), because the sun is shining outside, it's the lazy August days of summer, and this fandom needs more lighter stuff about. /wat is this logic/ I kind of like it better than the last one I did for them. ^^; It’s a much easier size to manage than my last one, at any rate, and I hope you guys enjoy. :> also… yeah, those are their national flowers on the cover art. >_>; I decided to get ~*~abstract~*~ with it, ye gods everyone run.



when the sun found the moon, she was drinking tea in a garden )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ sir yes sir 8T)
2010-07-21 03:01 pm

✎ fanfic - hetalia - the curious bewitchment of luís valdez [part 2]

Title: The curious bewitchment of Luís Valdez [2/2]
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Portugal [OC], England, Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] starsandauras’s OC], Australia [[livejournal.com profile] unspeakingly’s OC], America, ], Canada, Northern Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] later_days’s OC], Spain, Wales [[livejournal.com profile] kyahryorin’s OC], Scotland [[livejournal.com profile] eats_typos’s OC]. Also Ligeia the stalker!mermaid.
Pairing?: England/Portugal, Ligeia the stalker mermaid → Portugal
Rating: PG-13 for language and stalker mermaids trying to seduce countries.
Summary: During the Age of Sail, Portugal had an otherworldly admirer following him around that only the Isles siblings could see. Otherworldly as in, a mermaid. Yeah, you heard me. Otherworldly cat-fights ensue while England, Ireland and Wales have to do their best to save poor Port’s immortal soul.
Timeframe Mostly the 16th century, with some switches to 2010. ^^
Word Count: 15244 with footnotes, all told; 10794 in this part.
Notes: This fic is proof that I fully embrace the Lighter and Softer trope in this fandom, sob. Ligeia was generously named by Mini [livejournal.com profile] misheard, who informs me “It means "clear-voiced, shrill, whistling". Traditionally the name of one of the Sirens, so I guess there could be confusion, but it's also a regular Greek name from what I understand.” I thought it was perfect myself, so here we are. My thanks to go her for helping! <3
Warnings: Hetalia OCs, bad accents, England being jealous, the nasty side of the fae, some questionable uses of magic, and utter crack once again.

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he can't help that religion's blinded him; )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ ttly not going for the psychic paper)
2010-07-21 02:56 pm

✎ fanfic - hetalia - the curious bewitchment of luís valdez [part 1]

Title: The curious bewitchment of Luís Valdez [1/2]
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Portugal [OC], England, Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] starsandauras’s OC], Australia [[livejournal.com profile] unspeakingly’s OC], America, ], Canada, Northern Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] later_days’s OC], Spain, Wales [[livejournal.com profile] kyahryorin’s OC], Scotland [[livejournal.com profile] eats_typos’s OC]. Also Ligeia the stalker!mermaid.
Pairing?: England/Portugal, Ligeia the stalker mermaid → Portugal
Rating: PG-13 for language and stalker mermaids trying to seduce countries.
Summary: During the Age of Sail, Portugal had an otherworldly admirer following him around that only the Isles siblings could see. Otherworldly as in, a mermaid. Yeah, you heard me. Otherworldly cat-fights ensue while England, Ireland and Wales have to do their best to save poor Port’s immortal soul.
Timeframe Mostly the 16th century, with some switches to 2010. ^^
Word Count: 15244 with footnotes, all told; 4446 in this part.
Notes: This fic is proof that I fully embrace the Lighter and Softer trope in this fandom, sob. Ligeia was generously named by Mini [livejournal.com profile] misheard, who informs me “It means "clear-voiced, shrill, whistling". Traditionally the name of one of the Sirens, so I guess there could be confusion, but it's also a regular Greek name from what I understand.” I thought it was perfect myself, so here we are. My thanks to go her for helping! <3
Warnings: Hetalia OCs, bad accents, England being jealous, the nasty side of the fae, some questionable uses of magic, and utter crack once again.

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My brain is running on crack lately. This is the proof. )

On to Part 2!
tinfoiltennis: A humanised form of Gastrodon from Pokemon (✎ Gastrofel used Flail!)
2010-07-13 09:57 am

✎ fanfic - hetalia - the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented

Title: the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: /DEEP BREATH/ England, Portugal [OC], Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] starsandauras’s OC], Australia [[livejournal.com profile] unspeakingly’s OC], Prussia, France, Wales [[livejournal.com profile] kyahryorin’s OC], Spain, Romano, Scotland [[livejournal.com profile] eats_typos’s OC], America, Sealand, Canada, Italy, Germany, Northern Ireland [[livejournal.com profile] later_days’s OC], GOD, JUST EVERY NATION EVER AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. Other people’s OCs are used with varying degrees of permission but with no less love or gratitude. <3
Pairing?: England/Portugal with a bit of background Spain/Romano.
Rating: PG for a bit of language.
Summary: They’d wanted something quiet. Well, that was never going to go according to plan. Especially when Ireland’s got her heart set on playing the role of the weathered old sea captain.
Timeframe … I do not even know, lmfao. 2010 OR 2011.
Word Count: 5105
Notes: This is TV Tropes’s fault. God damn you, Married At Sea trope, for being perfect for these two. Also god damn you people on Plurk for trying to push me into writing marriage!fic for these two ever since That One Bit Of Legislation got passed. :| I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, Y’BUGGERS. Also a lot of the texts were lifted directly from people’s contributions on Plurk, and for that I thank them and apologise. <3

… oh yeah, and for those curious, the title is from a quote by Heinrich Heine: “Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!”
Warnings: A clusterscrew of Hetalia OCs, far too much crack in one fic to be legal, a buttload of clichedness and sap, Ireland in a speedboat and sunglasses, and the finer workings of Australia’s text message inbox.

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ireland must be serious, she's wearing pants )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ I'm the bloody Queen mate!)
2010-06-29 10:38 am

✎ fanfic - doctor who/hetalia - ships that pass in the night

Title: ships that pass in the night
Fandom: Doctor Who/Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Martha Jones, Portugal [OC]
Rating: PG
Summary: Martha's talked to so many people in so many countries during her long year's journey. This is just one of those conversations.
Timeframe Summer 2009, near the end of the Master's Year That Never Was
Word Count: 2163
Notes: As in all things, I blame Plurk. Also many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] laneygaga for beta'ing this! ♥
Warnings: A Hetalia OC and my weakness for crossovers. :|b

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abide with me; fast falls the eventide )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (Default)
2010-03-30 11:15 pm

♬ fanmix - england/portugal - back as soon as we make history

Medium: Animanga
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Subject: England/Portugal
Title: Back as soon as we make history
Timeframe:... everything from the 1100s through to the present day. XD;
Warnings: Involves a Hetalia OC, self-drawn cover art and my incredibly dorky music taste. You have been warned. |D
Notes: Based partly on history and partly on the dynamic I’ve wound up with between England and Portugal as I write them! Maybe with a heavier emphasis on the latter. I’ve tried to put this in a vaguely chronological order, so. Enjoy, I guess! This mix is five parts dorky, two parts angst, one part “why did you choose that song you utter derp”, garnished with a sprinkling of sap (okay, maybe more than a sprinkling) and crushed ice to serve.



so tell me darling, do you wish we'd fall in love? )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (Default)
2010-02-13 11:54 pm

✎ fanfic - hetalia - this ruin of a world

Title: this ruin of a world
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Portugal [OC], Spain, England, France
Pairing?: Implied England/Portugal
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After the Lisbon disaster of 1755, Spain and England are forced to temporarily put aside their differences to help someone dear to the both of them.
Timeframe: 1755
Word Count: 6171 THIS THIS IS EPIC LENGTH FOR ME
Notes: Oh Lord, I just. If I end up offending anyone with this, I apologise, so, so badly. But this idea developed slowly and wouldn’t let me go until I turned it into a fully-fledged fic. Also, this is my first time seriously writing Spain and France, so if I fail at them, feel free to whack me over the head. A lot of this was my attempt at trying to balance characterisation and history together, so… orz.

Also! I got a lot of my information for this fic from an amazing book by a historian called Edward Paice called Wrath of God: the Great Lisbon Earthquake of 1755, and if you’re interested in Portugal or the events of the earthquake at all, I’d definitely recommend it – it’s amazingly well-written and researched and manages to be an engaging and educational read. :> /plug plug plug
Warnings: A Hetalia OC, swearing + possible trigger content; a natural disaster, talk of religion, symbolic injuries, a few historical slurs against certain countries. And angst. A whole bucketload of it. Also I'm still iffy about the ending, but meh. :|; Don't judge me too much guys ;;

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Come, ye philosophers, who cry, 'All’s well,'//And contemplate this ruin of a world. )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ Feltwig used Drink Tea!)
2010-01-28 04:51 am

✎ fanfic - hetalia - this is all ichi's fault

Title: the dysfunctional hetalia family fic that is completely ichi's fault
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: FAR TOO MANY. England, America, Sealand, Australia [[livejournal.com profile] unspeakingly's OC], Portugal [OC], Jamaica [OC], Brazil [OC]; Canada, Hong Kong, Macau, East Timor and the majority of the former British and Portuguese Empires are mentioned in some way.
Pairing?: None, although feel free to see a bit of England/Portugal in there if you squint
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's Australia's birthday again, and this time England is determined not to get her present to her late. Hilarity and chaos ensues.
Timeframe: 2010
Word Count: 3743
Notes: THIS IS ALL ICHI'S FAULT. We were discussing her OC Australia and my England on the shipping meme on adddictions (as you do) and she said she loved the idea of some weird dysfunction junction made up of Portugal/England + America + Canada + Australia, and then... this happened. :|b
Warnings: OCs, if you don't like that sort of thing? I apologise in advance to the Portuguese and Jamaicans who may read this and wonder what the hell I've done with their countries. Mea Culpa.

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she calls you Mum behind your back, you know )
tinfoiltennis: A woman standing on a beach, holding a model ship and looking away from the viewer (✎ the sky lit up)
2009-09-08 03:11 pm

✎ drabble/ficlet - hetalia/ddd - [untitled]

Title: [untitled]
Fandom: Hetalia/DDD (ish)
Characters: England, Spain, Elizabeth I, brief blink-and-you'll-miss-it mention of Portugal [OC]
Rating: PG-13
Summary: They don’t talk about how she was dignified to the last as they led her away to the Tower to await her sentence as a heretic, an illegitimate child of the king who had dared to break away from Rome.
Timeframe: AU; late 1580s
Word Count: 531
Notes: Based on the current What If? virus going on on DDD at the moment, where me and the resident Spain are exploring a "What If the Spanish Armada had succeeded?" scenario and during our discussions about it, this suddenly popped up in my brain and refused to let me go.
Warnings: Essentially an alternate universe of history itself, so... yeah. A bit of unsavoury language and death of a historical figure. Also, this is completely unbeta'd as I thought of it, typed it out and posted it in the space of about two hours.

Also, apologies for the one sentence of unbeta'd Spanish I use in this, I haven't practised all summer so I'm sure it's wrong somehow. <-- corrected now by the lovely Lylith! ♥

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Enough already, Arthur. It's finished. )